Hello. It’s me. Pink.
I have an announcement.
I am five months old and I have decided I am the Queen.
I prefer not to share the crown with another leading lady. I’m sure she’s a lovely bulldog too but there can only be one Queen Bee, and I take my role very seriously.
I adore the male bulldog peasant. He understands that I am in charge.
I’m wonderful with kids — tiny humans are delightful and make excellent royal subjects.
I’m playful, snuggly, and extremely committed to being the center of your world.
I’m currently receiving the full royal spa package — vaccines, spay, and all the proper princess preparations — and I’ll be ready for adoption next week.
So if your castle is missing a bold, beautiful, slightly sassy ruler… I am now accepting applications.
Long live me.
Apply to join my kingdom:
